Oh L'amour

Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few cocktails..


They taste so good, so you have a few more and then the DJ plays your favorite oldie -- 'I Will Survive,' so you're off to the dance floor..


After an hour or so of shakin' your goodies, the DJ plays that irritating head-banging music, so you rejoin the group for a rest and another cocktail, or three.


You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him and there is tangible chemistry between the two of you.



YOU buy him a drink



He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink. He approaches you to chat and you get along really well.



When the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses you..



You have never been kissed like this before, an electric kiss and a tingle shudders through your entire body and you don't want it to stop.



"I don't usually do this sort of thing," you hear yourself saying, "but I've never felt like this before. Do you want to come back to my place?"


You wake up the next morning, and you roll out of bed, half-asleep , to go to the toilet, last night's memories slightly blurred


You look at yourself in the mirror, make an "urgh" sound...



As you're sitting there, you remember that you fell in love last night...



With a smile on your face , you stand up and walk back to the bedroom and see...




You instantly sober up, dial animal control, and vow to never ever drink again!