Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Madonna in a league by herself



Bolstered by a re-energized sex drive and plenty of rhetoric, her latest dazzler just may be her best ever.
By BEN WENER
The Orange County Register

It very likely will be the pop spectacle of the year – a politically charged combination of Cirque du Soleil, performance-art commentary and dance-party explosion that more or less sums up everything she has been striving to say and show this decade. But that much we expected, even without knowing what tricks were hid under her skin-tight leotard. No one – but no one– stages elaborate eye-candy productions like Madonna, whose highly impressive Confessions Tour opened Sunday night at a packed Forum so sweltering it seemed as though it were being prepped for the world’s largest Bikram yoga session.

Every other diva cut from roughly similar cloth, whether equally iconic (Cher, Janet Jackson) or simply a progeny trifle (Britney Spears), ranks so far behind the not-so-notorious chameleon that they belong in a lesser league. They merely present dazzle; Madonna effortlessly builds mounting anticipation for hers, trumps theirs within the first 10 minutes, then adds depth for most of the remaining 100. Of course, at $350 a ticket (and that’s just face value), she had better deliver a bonanza far beyond her contemporaries’ abilities. There are those who find that price obscene, and it’s worth noting that by demanding so much for entry into her momentary wonderlands Madonna continues to largely lock out middle-class and poorer fans, who just might revere her more than wealthier devotees.

It’s one of the downsides of mounting such expensive tours and insisting on an enormous paycheck: What is intended as an over-the-top yet populist celebration of all races, nationalities and religions often winds up a rather elitist experience. But, then, the same charge could be hurled at the Rolling Stones, and they charged $100 more for choice seats when they played the Forum two months ago. And though this is definitely a case of comparing apples and oranges, Mick Jagger and his graying mates certainly didn’t offer a sight half as ridiculously delicious as a remarkably fit middle-age woman in equestrian-dominatrix gear gyrating and grinding atop a rodeo saddle spinning in circles via a carousel pole.

That’s how the 47-year-old Madonna performs "Like a Virgin" this time out, after being lowered to the tip of her stage’s catwalk via a mirror ball that opens like flower petals, then launching into the most darkly lascivious number she’s presented this decade. Set to a blending of the new song "Future Lovers" with Donna Summer’s classic "I Feel Love" – and preceded (and interrupted) by footage on a giant, wrap-around screen of the lithe sexpot sliding a riding crop between her teeth and writhing half-naked with a gagging harness strapped to her head and her hands tied behind her back – Madonna slowly parades around her bare-chested, abs-flexing dancers in a top hat and tails (and not much else), occasionally whipping and riding one like a horse. It’s enough to make you think this production will be as racy as her Blonde Ambition Tour, or perhaps finally provide the climax that the tour-free "Erotica" never quite achieved (unless you really enjoyed her "Sex" book).

Yet that’s only a tease; indeed, by the time she actually revives the song "Erotica" late in the disco finale of her two-hour show, any remaining lust has been stripped away. Even amid the raciness of the opening section, she hints at where she’s headed, singing in "Get Together": "Do you believe that we can change the future?" The next line is "Do you believe that I can make you feel better?" – but it might better have been amended to "make you think." After concluding her coming-out with a bounding gymnastics display attached to the track "Jump," she suddenly shifts into bleaker, more challenging terrain, quickly emerging with a centerpiece that is sure to stir resentful feelings with the same people who didn’t like her controversial "Like a Prayer" Pepsi ad many years ago.

Hanging mock-crucified on a huge mirrored cross, a crown of thorns atop her wavy blond locks, Madonna sings an inspired rethinking of the heretofore sappy ballad "Live to Tell," its usual bed of tinny synths replaced by churchy organs, its lyrics – "A man can tell a thousand lies / I’ve learned my lesson well" – seemingly directed at powers-that-be she deems dogmatic and hypocritical. The bridge, during which almost all background music faded out, was especially captivating. "How will they hear?" she asks. "When will they learn? How will they know?" The meaning of that and the equally outspoken moments that followed is wide open to interpretation, considering that it took in all manner of subjects, from burka-shrouded women breaking away from servitude and the plight of AIDS-ravaged African children to a visual attack on world leaders past (Hitler, Mussolini, Hussein, a number of popes) and present (Bush, Blair, bin Laden).

"Forbidden Love," for instance, instantly changed from just another gay anthem to a moving plea for spiritual harmony, with an array of religious symbols (formed out of thousands of blood cells) intersecting and colliding. A turbaned vocalist introduced as Isaac blew shofar to introduce Madonna’s new song of the same name, while a woman draped in gray danced as if a caged bird. "Like It or Not" was transformed from merely a self-satisfied statement of defiance into that aforementioned skewering of political figures, with the star hollering, "I can’t take it / Don’t speak / I’ve heard it all before." It was multimedia, cross-cultural preaching to the choir on a scale only U2 has reached lately. But unlike that band’s recent performances, the momentum here isn’t maintained; it’s just one portion, followed by a rocked-up section (in which she straps on a Gibson for thicker takes on "I Love New York" and "Ray of Light") and a house-heavy finale, kicked off by a mash-up of "Music" with the classic "Disco Inferno" and Madonna making moves in a white Travolta three-piece suit. Only the tender acoustic pairing of "Drowned World / Substitute for Love" and "Paradise Not for Me" reminds of the thought-provoking sentiments she puts forth earlier in the performance.

Is that a flaw? Depends on how you view it, I suppose. I sensed a little life go out of the show in the last fourth, when the choreography grew routine and the hits came too few and too radicalized ("La Isla Bonita" was far too rapid for her too keep pace verbally). Surely some will be dismayed to learn the show features all but two songs from her latest album but relatively few staples. They should have attended the last tour, which was largely about reinventing such material. This show is about summation and reconfiguration – the same formula presented unpredictably. Since the decade began – and Madonna returned to regular touring – she has been leaning toward something like this, something that encapsulates all of the various theatrical strains she incorporated just before 9/11 and the sociopolitical invective she added after that fateful day. This one isn’t perfect – yet. By the time it’s on HBO, it may be fine-tuned for more power. For now, however, it’s quite possibly the best production she’s ever concocted.

Monday, May 29, 2006

Happy Memorial Day

Hope you find it as relaxing as Sophie and I do... xo

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Happy Birthday Miss Jane

Last night was Jane's birthday party. We laughed. We ate. We drank champagne. We ate cake. It was definitely a happy birthday! And upon looking at this pic, I am thinking my haircut isn't so bad...

Wendy and Jessie meeting for the very first time. Someday we will all look back at this photo and realize it is when all of the magic began!

Eric and Gabriel. Two people who prefer to spend time behind the camera instead of in front of it!

Erica and her friend Jessica from London. They left without saying goodbye to me!

And finally, Michael enjoying cake nearly as much as I do!!!!

xoxo

Thursday, May 25, 2006

SOUL PATROL!


Congratulations Taylor Hicks!!

This is the first year my choice has gone the whole way from audition to Idol!!!

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Gay Therapy.

This CNN report HAS to be seen. I insist. I am really nearing my boiling point. Has everyone in this country just gone completely mental? Someone please start restoring my faith in humanity, because I am really beginning to believe armageddon is near.

Oh and I love how this "cured non-licensed therapist's" technique is to sit like a fag on his couch and have a man cuddle in his arms. Uh huh. That's just how John Wayne was raised to be so masucline and manly. UGH.

CLICK HERE

or copy and paste this link if you can't get that to work:

http://www.cnn.com/video/player/player.html?url=/video/us/2006/05/23/feyerick.gay.to.straight.cnn

I'm going to tell you a secret

Click here for the official teaser!

Monday, May 22, 2006

I couldn't have said it better myself...

Inside the Confessional

Pop icon Madonna launches her "Confessions"
tour Sunday night at the Forum.
By Ann Powers
Los Angeles Times Staff Writer


6:29 AM PDT, May 22, 2006

Yes, she played Jesus in his crown of thorns. And James Brown in his cape. And John Travolta in his white suit. Did I mention the glam sequence in which she donned nearly the exact costume that Brian Eno wore in his early Roxy Music publicity shots, and played electric guitar, effectively turning herself into a rock god? Opening her Confessions tour Sunday at the Forum, Madonna, still as hot for the Big Gesture as she was when she sullied a wedding gown on MTV in 1984, struck one indelibly male pose after another, as if to absorb the power of them all.

In the nearly two-hour show's most obviously controversial sequence, the 47-year-old was positioned on a giant steel mesh cross, singing her poignant ballad "Live To Tell" while pictures of suffering children swirled about her. What was so fascinating wasn't the message of compassion this outspoken children's advocate attached to her heretical stance; it was the way she held it, arms outstretched and face serious, for the entire song, until the shock wore off and it seemed less like blasphemy than an ardent attempt to understand what makes such an image so compelling.

If the dizzyingly elaborate Confessions revue said anything in particular, it was that images -- Madonna's stock in trade -- have a way of veering out of control and gaining new meanings. The script was well-organized, its tightly produced segments fleshing out a set list favoring songs from her recent "Confessions On A Dance Floor" album. But with 22 dancers, a set so full of screens that some were embedded in the floor, costumes that fell off to become other costumes, and video images of kaleidoscopes, mutating cells, and demonically possessed talking heads (including George W. Bush, at whom the avowed liberal hurled a choice obscenity during "I Love New York"), no single story line could possibly have held.

From Madonna's entrance within a giant exploding disco ball to her last hurrah in a satin cape adorned with flashing lights, every element of this spectacle achieved a state of astonishing mutation. The governing idea was the remix, the DJ's way of making songs new, which also defines the disco-kissed "Confessions"album. Actual remixes and reworkings provided musical highlights, as recent songs (such as "Let It Will Be," here turned almost bluesy) and old favorites (a hard rock "Ray of Light,") expanded within novel settings. But as usual with Madonna, music was only a vehicle: to get bodies dancing, and perhaps more important, to communicate her vision of a world in which only dreams can be trusted.

Madonna's dreams, this time, involve trying to connect with those unlike her, from animals to male guitar gods. The show's first section eroticized her love of horses in "Like A Virgin" (and, with MRI images of her injuries, poked fun at her well-publicized 2005 riding accident); its high point had the still-agile singer acrobatically mounting a combo saddle/stripper's pole.

The second and most serious section reflected Madonna's spiritually motivated fascination with the Middle East, with soulful singing from her Yemeni collaborator, Yitzhak Sinwani, beautifying the song "Isaac," and images of bubbling oil adding a political tinge to the raucous "Sorry." The third segment, which featured Madonna's raw guitar riffing, paid homage to rock.

Throughout the night, Madonna worked hard, not just to stay on pitch and dance well, but also to connect emotionally to her material. These subversive roles were a stretch, and she didn't always seem happy. Her still-sharp eye for trends sometimes heightened the entertainment value; the dance sequence for the inspirational "Jump," for example, involved "parkour," a form of street acrobatics whose practitioners leap unpredictably across roofs and up doorways. But even such moments felt oddly serious; a sense of dislocation was inseparable from the fun.

In the end, Madonna turned the party into a disco; a Bob Fosse-esque orgy sequence and a shower of gold balloons capped the night. This is her standard utopia, the dream that never turns into a nightmare, and she took refuge in it. Not surprisingly, the finale was the least gripping part of the show. Safety has never been a position that Madonna's taken to very well.

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Happy Birthday Miss Weedlepuss!



I have to say happy birthday to someone I am honored to call a friend and a rock and roll legend, Miss Jane Wiedlin!

xoxo

Friday, May 19, 2006

Love Handles, the next generation

I just received a myspace message from an adult film producer who wants me to star in "Chubby Porn".

As if not fitting on the roller coaster last week wasn't enough... I think this could be the Oprah moment I have been waiting for.

Chubby Porn?

I can't believe it is actually called that.

Although on the flip side, at least I would finally be getting some action...

Let's Get It On


It is 1:13 in the morning. I am beat and need to go to bed. But before I do, I have to uphold a long standing tradition, even if I am officially changing the media with the times...

Many moons ago (about 6 years ago), my friend Lori Jean introduced Erica and I to this scrawny little kid from New York who was playing the piano and singing in New York's Upper West Side. By the time he took the stage around midnight, we were drunk and rowdy and in no mood to be introduced to new music.

Somehow, he had us at the first note of an old Sam Cooke song about tasting as sweet as cherry pie and if you could've found anyone left with breath, you could've heard their whisper as he was gently delivering Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah. I was in awe from the moment I met him.

Ever since that night, when any of us would see him perform (and as the crowds swelled bigger and bigger) we have always called any of us who weren't there and held up the phone during a certain song. Well tonight, I was only there with my friend Sabrina and now that he has so many fans, I would have had to have held the phone up the entire show (not to mention if you notice the black and white shot I took tonight, he is definitely no longer scrawny!)... So instead, I shot this 24 second video of an artist I am totally proud to have watched skyrocket from the beginning and still call a friend... Gavin DeGraw

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Vacation's All I Ever Wanted... Part two

Here are some photos from the Go-Go's show Sari and I danced head over heels to last weekend (as always, click to enlarge- I know a few men who wish it were just that easy!) source






Cancer Horoscope for week of May 18, 2006


Verticle Oracle card Cancer (June 21-July 22)
According to the Bible, Jehovah gave Adam the job of bestowing names on everything. But in Ursula Le Guin's story "She Unnames Them," Eve decides to reverse her mate's work. She yearns to return to a primordial state when the misunderstandings caused by words no longer stand between her and the rest of creation. So she unnames all the animals, from the sea otters to the bees. When she's done, she marvels on how they feel "far closer than when their names had stood between myself and them like a clear barrier." Take your inspiration from Eve, Cancerian. Bypass the ideas and language you use to cage your raw experience, and instead commune with the primal essence of everything. source

Time Goes By So Quickly

It's finally here... this weekend... Madonna... The Confessions World Tour... She just released this teaser video... I just became 13 again... my heart is racing...

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Monday, May 15, 2006

Vacation's All I Ever Wanted...

Sometimes we need to get away from our lives so we can find ourselves, or at least our smile.

Last week was one of those moments for me. I decided to take Friday off and make a long weekend in Phoenix visiting one of my best friends from high school, Sari and her husband Jim. Once I had committed to taking Friday off, I had no problem saying yes to the private opening night party for Tatsu, the new roller coaster at Six Flags Magic Mountain. Among my many regrets is not having taken more photos.

Here we are at the entrance of the red carpet posing with some characters. No, that isn't Foghorn Leghorn next to Daffy Duck, it is me. If my jacket bursting open isn't enough, wait until I tell you about trying to ride the Batman ride.

But first, let me tell you about Tatsu. Tatsu is a foreign word that can be used in any language and still holds the same meaning: You're an absolute dumb f*cking idiot if you ride this ride!

Tatsu is the tallest, fastest flying coaster in the world. You are strapped in a chair with your feet dangling and the track is above your head. Right as the operator yells, "Clear!" your feet are elevated in the air so that you are now lying face down and preparing to soar through the air like Superman. The Jerk Faces I was with totally talked me into it. And yes, it may have been because Ryan O'Connor did it before me and I couldn't be the only chicken on the block to not go.

God I am an idiot. It was truly one of the most terrifying experiences of my life. Two and a half minutes of sheer fright. I tried to open my eyes for about 6 seconds and attempt mind over matter, but all my eyes could see was death and me being thrown into outer space. With your position and the speed, the sensation feels like you are flying since you can't see the track or the car in front of you. It was absolute Hell. Needless to say, I was happy to find a ride that was much more my speed... The Merry Go Round!

I will admit something for anyone wondering what has become of my Love Handles journey... it is safe to say I have found happiness with myself and apparently food. You see, everything in the park was free and there were no lines. So I might have enjoyed a couple of funnel cakes, some mashed potatoes and a couple of tacos. And well, by the time we got to the Batman ride, which is actually one of my favorites... well, let's just say, my seat belt wouldn't fit because I was Thanksgiving stuffed and there was just no give. So, as of this morning, I am back to monitoring my food intake and if I haven't been clear enough, yes this means that I didn't fit on the ride!!! I am still waiting to have my Oprah moment where I am totally shamed into losing weight, but seriously... those funnel cakes were good! At least I wasn't like the newly carnivorous Eric Johnson and his giant Turkey leg!

The following morning, I flew to Phoenix were Sari was waiting for me with open arms and shrieks of delight. There really is no better way to be greeted! She is working at the Culinary Academy, so we were treated by the many chefs to a sampling menu of some seriously delicious food for lunch. One bottle of wine and a lot of catching up, we headed back to her house and took naps. Somehow Chris Isaak snuck into my dream and even though he was with a woman, I didn't mind since he did have his shirt off!

Post nap, Sari and I got ready and headed to the Celebrity Theater where my all time favorite band was waiting to greet us... The Go-Go's! Before going backstage, Sari and I had a cocktail and reminisced about all of the times in high school that the girls music had soundtracked our lives (my favorite will always be a summer party at Andrea Taboada's when I brought my Go-Go's Greatest Hits on cassette and Sari and I danced every single song in the living room. That was the night Get Up and Go became my favorite song of theirs) and how surreal it was that I was now friends with them and Sari would be meeting them.

They didn't disappoint... Jane pulled Sari into the room and unzipped her sweatshirt to expose a new Go-Go's shirt that my friend Bonnie had bought at Target. After the ladies all commented and Sari and I headed to our seats, she was so giddy as she declared, "I was just felt up by a Go-Go!"

After the show we hung out for a little while longer as the girls wound down from a truly great show. They really rock harder than anyone else I know. Then it happened. The moment that has been 25 years in the making. I was just sitting there in a chair next to a table of candy (which no, for once I was not eating it!) when Belinda came over and started rummaging. Suddenly, she broke off a piece of dark chocolate and stuck it about three inches from my mouth without saying anything. Not knowing what to do and trying to keep my cool, I opted for taking it out of her hand instead of just opening my mouth and letting her stick it in. Once I had it in my mouth, she said, "isn't that the best piece of chocolate?" I hate dark chocolate, but I was definitely not lying when I responded with, "that was the best piece of chocolate ever!" Again Jane, I can't thank you enough for letting me have that great moment with my friend. It was such a picture perfect night that I will never forget. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

The following day, after already having found my smile, I found additional ways to use it as I spent the day by the pool with my two cousins Christopher and Marcia (for anyone keeping track, they are my Aunt Bernice's grandchildren) and Marcia's two boys. Nothing makes me happier then well behaved children, and especially smart children who know to love me because then they do, I'll let them get away with murder. It was such a perfect afternoon.

On the way to pick up Sari, I had some extra time, so I stopped in and got myself a pedicure. Honestly, I can't remember such a good weekend in so long. When we got back to the house, Jim had bought stuff to grill and (gulp) some chocolate cake and champagne for me. Oh yeah. Then while we were cooking, we put Chris Isaak's new video collection on the big screen. I know, I am as shocked as anyone reading this that I ever even left. Especially because for breakfast, we had more champagne and cake. AND, if all of that wasn't enough, I would like to introduce you to my new best friend who I spent the entire time falling in love with, Miss Penelope Wigglesworth...


She is enormous and gorgeous. I couldn't get enough. Now that I am back at home, with my smile happily attached to my face, I have to say thank you to Sari and Jim and Jane and Marcia and Christopher and everyone who supported me going on this trip. I almost feel bad for bragging about it so much. Almost!

xoxo

He did forget to Vogue...

but brilliant nonetheless...


Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Tuesday night at the Roosevelt


My Old Navy shirt was purchased for me by the Sultan of Dumbheads!

Cinco De Mayo!


(click to enlarge)

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

We don't always see what we think we see...

*If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, you will only see one color, pink. If you stare at the black + in the center, the moving dot turns to green. Now, concentrate on the black + in the center of the picture. After a short period of time, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see a green dot rotating. It's amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot, and the pink ones really don't disappear. This should be proof enough, we don't always see what we think we see. (*click on the photo to activate the animation)

Tuesday, May 02, 2006