Potent Quotable
Jodie Foster, 42, tells Entertainment Weekly that she’s cool with being an actress at her age: “You don’t have to worry about being the ingénue or being cast as Tom Cruise’s girlfriend ever again.”
We’d Be Lying If We Said We’ll Miss Her…
The New York Post’s Page Six is reporting that Bridezilla, a.k.a. Star Jones, didn’t leave E!’s red carpet voluntarily. “She was pushed,” according to an insider. The gossip column explains, “Jones, who grated on the nerves of viewers and E! execs by continually promoting her wedding last year, made her final appearance as the cable channel’s red carpet reporter at the Emmys this month.” Jones insists she broke up with E! before they broke up with her, telling the Post that she’s too busy self-promoting her book (but we’re not promoting it, so we’re not giving the title!) about meeting with now-husband and reported gay-club aficionado Al Reynolds. Also not re-upped for another year at E! is fashionista Robert Verdi, who is reportedly up for a part in The Devil Wears Prada, opposite Meryl Streep and Anne Hathaway. Filling their shoes on the red carpet will likely be gay faves Kathy Griffin and Carson Kressley, along with E! anchor Giuliana Depandi. But E! says, “Star was not fired and no decisions have been made as to the next red carpet team.”
Thursday, September 29, 2005
Casualties
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
Monday, September 26, 2005
Love Handles number 19
Well alrighty, here it is... Love Handles number 19... which reminds me, I need to go take my chinese herbs...
http://66.161.86.126/detail.asp?id=14154
Comments are always welcomed here:
http://66.161.86.126/comments.asp?id=14154&page=home
And don't forget, Tiffany will be performing at Gay Days this Saturday at Disneyland... if you are interested, come on down! I'll be there and the more the merrier!
www.gayday2.com
And that is enough from me for now... Happy Monday! xoxo
(c)planetbaub 2005
Sunday, September 25, 2005
How I Spent My Summer Vacation...
I had never watched an episode before, but this season, I became a fan of Big Brother. Jedi Howie going after Busto, James' ability to play everyone, Kaysar takinghis finger off the button, Janelle and Beau going at it and the now infamous, "Bye bye bitches!"... It was definitely a summer to remember and what better way for me to say goodbye to my favorite show of the summer than to spend the weekend with the better half of the cast...
from the BB6 wrap party... notice the "Friendship" are never in any of my pics...
We're all so tall :-)
aren't they cute?
Oh Howie, you're such a beefcake!
(c)planetbaub 2005
from the BB6 wrap party... notice the "Friendship" are never in any of my pics...
We're all so tall :-)
aren't they cute?
Oh Howie, you're such a beefcake!
(c)planetbaub 2005
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
No Longer Alone Now
I am very excited to share my interview with my friend and teen heart throb, Tiffany...
http://66.161.86.126/detail.asp?id=14047
Thursday, September 01, 2005
I love
That I have such amazing friends and special memories down in Hermosa Beach. And I can't wait until Inga starts emailing me photos and we are all able to get together and experience more FIJI!!!!
xoxoxoxo
xoxoxoxo
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
okay, okay...
I am getting a lot of irritated emails asking me where it is. I didn't want to send it out, because I am not particularly fond of this one... AND my head is killing me from this "cleanse" I am on...
but here is the link to the latest Love Handles...
http://66.161.86.126/detail.asp?id=13730
and if you want to leave a comment... here you go...
http://66.161.86.126/comments.asp?id=13730&page=home
Also, I wanted to send out a great big thank you to EVERYONE... Yesterday was my nine year anniversary of living in Los Angeles and I can't let this little milestone go by quietly. There's no way I could have predicted the ride it's been since that calm little summer day Shaunessy and I drove down in my now deceased VW Fox. I couldn't have done it without any of you- the people in my past who gave me the strength and courage to make the move and all of the faces who make it worth getting up each morning, I thank you from the bottom of my dieting heart!
Now go read about the day my jeans split at the office because I have an addiction to food...
xoxo
but here is the link to the latest Love Handles...
http://66.161.86.126/detail.asp?id=13730
and if you want to leave a comment... here you go...
http://66.161.86.126/comments.asp?id=13730&page=home
Also, I wanted to send out a great big thank you to EVERYONE... Yesterday was my nine year anniversary of living in Los Angeles and I can't let this little milestone go by quietly. There's no way I could have predicted the ride it's been since that calm little summer day Shaunessy and I drove down in my now deceased VW Fox. I couldn't have done it without any of you- the people in my past who gave me the strength and courage to make the move and all of the faces who make it worth getting up each morning, I thank you from the bottom of my dieting heart!
Now go read about the day my jeans split at the office because I have an addiction to food...
xoxo
Monday, August 29, 2005
Happy Anniversary Darling.
I couldn't let this day pass and not aknowledge it.
Today marks my nine year anniversary of living in Los Angeles.
Nine years.
I thought I would have so much to write, but I am in the middle of doing this stupid cleanse and my head hurts.
I will have to reflect and wax poetic later in the week.
Today marks my nine year anniversary of living in Los Angeles.
Nine years.
I thought I would have so much to write, but I am in the middle of doing this stupid cleanse and my head hurts.
I will have to reflect and wax poetic later in the week.
Friday, August 19, 2005
A random message I received from Myspace
this is the message he sent:
god created adam and eve.. not adam and eve. GAY FAGGIT
here is his profile:
Click Here to view his profile
Believe it or not, I actually didn't get upset. I can't help but feel anything but sad for him. He is too young to have these thoughts on his own and has so obviously been taught to think this way. He has been taught to hate. I just WISH they could at least teach him to hate with an education so that I could at least understand that God should have some respect and be capatalized, as should Adam and Eve. I also wish he wouldn't mix his metaphors because it makes no sense. I am sure he meant to mention something about Adam's boyfriend Steve, but in his uneducated hatred, he lost me. And yes I am gay. I suppose since it is respectful, I am Gay. But I am no faggit. I am a Faggot. Which according to the dictionary is supposed to be used as a disparaging term for a homosexual man.
I don't feel so disparaged, I just wish he knew what disparage meant. Oh, how educated youth would delight me so...
god created adam and eve.. not adam and eve. GAY FAGGIT
here is his profile:
Click Here to view his profile
Believe it or not, I actually didn't get upset. I can't help but feel anything but sad for him. He is too young to have these thoughts on his own and has so obviously been taught to think this way. He has been taught to hate. I just WISH they could at least teach him to hate with an education so that I could at least understand that God should have some respect and be capatalized, as should Adam and Eve. I also wish he wouldn't mix his metaphors because it makes no sense. I am sure he meant to mention something about Adam's boyfriend Steve, but in his uneducated hatred, he lost me. And yes I am gay. I suppose since it is respectful, I am Gay. But I am no faggit. I am a Faggot. Which according to the dictionary is supposed to be used as a disparaging term for a homosexual man.
I don't feel so disparaged, I just wish he knew what disparage meant. Oh, how educated youth would delight me so...
Saturday, August 06, 2005
A Sneak Peak of my life on the D-Listh
http://www.bravotv.com/Kathy_Griffin/Videos/preview_video_ep2.shtml
You can see me with Beneric, Adam and Wendy in this sneak peak of the second episode of Kathy Griffin: My life on the D-List
Monday, August 01, 2005
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
One hand in my pocket...
And the other one turning up the radio...
On July 11th, Jenny emailed me a quiz that I had to fill out and post. In it , I had to list 5 people that I would like to meet. Well, I can officially cross one more name off that list as I had the unbelievable fortune of meeting the one and only Alanis Morissette yesterday.
I am trying to get a clip of the radio broadcast (I asked her a question) and as soon as I do, I will post it. She was radiant and everything I wanted her to be.
It is fun to still feel like a fan from time to time...
On July 11th, Jenny emailed me a quiz that I had to fill out and post. In it , I had to list 5 people that I would like to meet. Well, I can officially cross one more name off that list as I had the unbelievable fortune of meeting the one and only Alanis Morissette yesterday.
I am trying to get a clip of the radio broadcast (I asked her a question) and as soon as I do, I will post it. She was radiant and everything I wanted her to be.
It is fun to still feel like a fan from time to time...
Monday, July 18, 2005
Just grin and BEAR it...
http://66.161.86.126/detail.asp?id=12887
(c)planetbaub 2005
Saturday, July 16, 2005
Modern Day Marriage
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Thursday, July 14, 2005
Precious Illusions... more on this later...
You’ll rescue me right? in the exact same way they never did..
I’ll be happy right? when your healing powers kick in
You’ll complete me right? then my life can finally begin
I’ll be worthy right? only when you realize the gem I am?
But this won’t work now the way it once did
And I won’t keep it up even though I would love to
Once I know who I’m not then I’ll know who I am
But I know I won’t keep on playing the victim
These precious illusions in my head did not let me down when I was defenseless
And parting with them is like parting with invisible best friends
This ring will me yet as will you knight in shining armor
This pill will help me yet as will these boys gone through like water
But this won’t work as well as the way it once did
Cuz I want to decide between survival and bliss
And though I know who I’m not I still don’t know who I am
But I know I won’t keep on playing the victim
These precious illusions in my head did not let me down when I was a kid
And parting with them is like parting with a childhood best friend
I’ve spent so long firmly looking outside me
I’ve spent so much time living in survival mode
I’ll be happy right? when your healing powers kick in
You’ll complete me right? then my life can finally begin
I’ll be worthy right? only when you realize the gem I am?
But this won’t work now the way it once did
And I won’t keep it up even though I would love to
Once I know who I’m not then I’ll know who I am
But I know I won’t keep on playing the victim
These precious illusions in my head did not let me down when I was defenseless
And parting with them is like parting with invisible best friends
This ring will me yet as will you knight in shining armor
This pill will help me yet as will these boys gone through like water
But this won’t work as well as the way it once did
Cuz I want to decide between survival and bliss
And though I know who I’m not I still don’t know who I am
But I know I won’t keep on playing the victim
These precious illusions in my head did not let me down when I was a kid
And parting with them is like parting with a childhood best friend
I’ve spent so long firmly looking outside me
I’ve spent so much time living in survival mode
Monday, July 11, 2005
Being a good sport...
I got tagged with this lifetime meme:
10 years ago: I was 21. It was the year I really came into my skin and began to own who I was. I was surrounded by amazing friends and had my first real job (Navigation Technologies). I was living with Lisa Starkie in San Jose. I miss her. I wish she would find me. 10 years ago was also the year I got Sophie.
5 years ago: The world was a different place. Pre-9/11, pop music made an extraoridnary comeback and I not only got to enjoy it, got to be a part of it. I was off at a No Strings Attached show somewhere around this time. I was working on Movies with Tom Hanks and Jodie Foster. I was living in West Hollywood. I was looking at pursuing a career as a journalist and giving up film production.
1 year ago: I was at the beginning of what became a very destructive slide into depression post 30th birthday. I was emotionally and physically exhausted and completely checked out.
Yesterday: I was tired yesterday as well. But in a completely different space. I got to hang out with my cat in my new home and just do chores and relax. So close to my home being completed, it makes me happy to just sit in it. I also had lunch with my sister and her new boyfriend. All I can say is hot and I will leave it up to you if I am referring to him or my lack of air conditioning in new home.
Today: Still tired. It is a boring theme in my life. At work. Trying to muster the strength to catch up on filing.
Tomorrow: Having dinner with a manager that wants to represent me. Biting nails nervously.
5 snacks I enjoy: Wheat Thins and Cream Cheese; Asiago and Wheat Thins with Red Wine; Fresh Fruit; Anything I can dip in Ranch Dressing; Nachos
5 bands/singers that I know the lyrics of MOST of their songs: Debbie Gibson, Madonna, Belinda Carlisle, Bon Jovi, Chris Isaak
5 things I would do with $100,000,000: Travel, own a a nice home, own a vacation home, pursue my writing career, liposuction
5 locations I’d like to run away to: Tuscany, London, Santa Fe, Santa Barbara, Australia
5 bad habits I have: I get bored easily which kills my motivation and I ultimately end up lazy and wasting time being unproductive; digging at my cuticles; eating poorly; beating myself up; forgetting
5 things I like doing: dancing, laughing with friends, reading a book with my cat in my lap and wine by my side, eating, cooking for friends
5 things I would never wear: a prince albert, I think that everything else is possible knowing my love of a good costume :-)
5 TV shows I like: One Tree Hill, The OC, Reba, Entourage, Six Feet Under
5 movies I like: About a Boy, Grease, Outrageous Fortune, Sordid Lives, Steel Magnolias
5 famous people I’d like to meet: Armistead Maupin, Dolly Parton, Alanis Morissette, Ed Robertson (BNL), Natalie Maines
5 biggest joys at the moment: my new home, my friendships, my music, my shrinking waist line, my column
5 favorite toys: my mp3 player, my cell phone, men, Rubikscube and my etch-a-sketch
5 people to tag: Paula, Erica, Apul, Clara, Adam
10 years ago: I was 21. It was the year I really came into my skin and began to own who I was. I was surrounded by amazing friends and had my first real job (Navigation Technologies). I was living with Lisa Starkie in San Jose. I miss her. I wish she would find me. 10 years ago was also the year I got Sophie.
5 years ago: The world was a different place. Pre-9/11, pop music made an extraoridnary comeback and I not only got to enjoy it, got to be a part of it. I was off at a No Strings Attached show somewhere around this time. I was working on Movies with Tom Hanks and Jodie Foster. I was living in West Hollywood. I was looking at pursuing a career as a journalist and giving up film production.
1 year ago: I was at the beginning of what became a very destructive slide into depression post 30th birthday. I was emotionally and physically exhausted and completely checked out.
Yesterday: I was tired yesterday as well. But in a completely different space. I got to hang out with my cat in my new home and just do chores and relax. So close to my home being completed, it makes me happy to just sit in it. I also had lunch with my sister and her new boyfriend. All I can say is hot and I will leave it up to you if I am referring to him or my lack of air conditioning in new home.
Today: Still tired. It is a boring theme in my life. At work. Trying to muster the strength to catch up on filing.
Tomorrow: Having dinner with a manager that wants to represent me. Biting nails nervously.
5 snacks I enjoy: Wheat Thins and Cream Cheese; Asiago and Wheat Thins with Red Wine; Fresh Fruit; Anything I can dip in Ranch Dressing; Nachos
5 bands/singers that I know the lyrics of MOST of their songs: Debbie Gibson, Madonna, Belinda Carlisle, Bon Jovi, Chris Isaak
5 things I would do with $100,000,000: Travel, own a a nice home, own a vacation home, pursue my writing career, liposuction
5 locations I’d like to run away to: Tuscany, London, Santa Fe, Santa Barbara, Australia
5 bad habits I have: I get bored easily which kills my motivation and I ultimately end up lazy and wasting time being unproductive; digging at my cuticles; eating poorly; beating myself up; forgetting
5 things I like doing: dancing, laughing with friends, reading a book with my cat in my lap and wine by my side, eating, cooking for friends
5 things I would never wear: a prince albert, I think that everything else is possible knowing my love of a good costume :-)
5 TV shows I like: One Tree Hill, The OC, Reba, Entourage, Six Feet Under
5 movies I like: About a Boy, Grease, Outrageous Fortune, Sordid Lives, Steel Magnolias
5 famous people I’d like to meet: Armistead Maupin, Dolly Parton, Alanis Morissette, Ed Robertson (BNL), Natalie Maines
5 biggest joys at the moment: my new home, my friendships, my music, my shrinking waist line, my column
5 favorite toys: my mp3 player, my cell phone, men, Rubikscube and my etch-a-sketch
5 people to tag: Paula, Erica, Apul, Clara, Adam
Monday, July 04, 2005
A Racy Roman Holiday...
I know, I know... I am still trying to get the pics up from my Italian adventure... but in the meantime, my new Love Handles is up and it exposes my one gay adventure in Roma! It's just a little something to wet the appetite... http://66.161.86.126/detail.asp?id=12477
(c)planetbaub 2005
Thursday, June 30, 2005
Happy Birthday to me!
(c)planetbaub 2005
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
VH1: It sucks you in.
Have you seen Celebrity Weddings 2005 on VH1 yet??? I had no idea there was a video camera of me coming down that slide!
(c)planetbaub 2005
Ciao! Italia!
I just wanted to take a quick moment and say thanks to everyone for all of the birthday wishes yesterday! (no worries if you forgot, you can pretend I was still out of the country)... I had a great day and was in awe, as always, at how lucky I am to have the friends that I do. You guys and gals are the best and I consider it an honor to have y'all along my journey...
I promise to have my Italia stories and photos up on my website by the weekend (I am still jet lagged and over loaded)... but in the meantime, a new Love Handles came out while I was away :-) http://66.161.86.126/detail.asp?id=12227 and no one has left any comments, so either I am getting worse or I have bored everyone to death... but if you feel like leaving one... go here: http://66.161.86.126/comments.asp?id=12227&page=home (no pressure)
:-)
I miss Italy already, but I am thrilled to be home and eager to get
my internal clock back on schedule. Joy, I can not thank you enough for the best birthday present ever (which is really saying something because there have been some great ones in the past!!). You are bellisimo through and through!
xoxox
bob
(c)planetbaub 2005
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