Mearth...

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, you know, start out dead; get it out of the way.

You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You enjoy life, you party, and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

You become a baby, and then spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday.

And then you finish off as an orgasm!