Friday, May 19, 2006

Love Handles, the next generation

I just received a myspace message from an adult film producer who wants me to star in "Chubby Porn".

As if not fitting on the roller coaster last week wasn't enough... I think this could be the Oprah moment I have been waiting for.

Chubby Porn?

I can't believe it is actually called that.

Although on the flip side, at least I would finally be getting some action...

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, if you take him up on the offer, will you please wear the Pestica outfit?
Complete with Wuvgod sign on your ass as a favor to me?

Thank you.

xxoo paula =)

B Merrick said...

Bob just shot himself in the head.

Anonymous said...

Oh sheesh, I guess that means no sequel. Bummer.

"I see me, I see me...."

Hee!

Poz Mikey said...

Nearly fell off my computer chair laughing reading this one BOB. BTW what's the big deal buzz about Lance Bass dating Reinchen Lehkmeul? What is the 411 dude?

Anonymous said...

you deserve better... I'm sitting right here.

B Merrick said...

Who are you that is sitting right here?